(Excerpt from chapter 50, Wicked Good)
WORTH THE PRICE OF A HARDCOVER BOOK!"My client does not accept your proposal. Why don't you give me a reasonable offer so we can negotiate for real? Sincerely yours, white, middle-aged male attorney with bad toupee and terrible breath.""How much does she want for spousal support? If it’s too much, my client says he’s moving to Brazil where his second cousin lives. Best regards, female lawyer with Napoleon syndrome."
-Laurence S., Miami Springs, Florida